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04 Jun 2020, 03:40 #4636
what would you ride? I would blaze the night sky, silhouetted against the full moon on a riding lawn mower w/ beer cozy attachment.
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04 Jun 2020, 03:42 #4638
IF YOU ARE A WITCH ALREADY: what do you currently streak the starlit canvas on?
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04 Jun 2020, 03:42 #4639
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04 Jun 2020, 03:44 #4640
I'm changing my answer to gun
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04 Jun 2020, 03:46 #4642
An Electric Unicycle. I can not afford one now, but if I were a witch perhaps I could. The world would be mine to travel. I'd perch atop my wheel and laugh and hoot and holler.
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04 Jun 2020, 03:48 #4643
julian wrote:
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04 Jun 2020, 03:50 #4645
i’d ride a lamp because i want people to see me
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04 Jun 2020, 03:52 #4646
lydia wrote:
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IF YOU ARE A WITCH ALREADY: what do you currently streak the starlit canvas on?
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04 Jun 2020, 03:53 #4648
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i’d ride a lamp because i want people to see me
hm yes the coveted "ikea magic"
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04 Jun 2020, 03:54 #4650
julian wrote:
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I'm changing my answer to gun
damn can i change my answer to a mosin nagant
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04 Jun 2020, 03:59 #4664
lydia wrote:
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damn can i change my answer to a mosin nagant
reasonable change. for me? A desert eagle.
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04 Jun 2020, 03:59 #4665
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04 Jun 2020, 04:00 #4667
Riding the WAVE baby!!!
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04 Jun 2020, 04:37 #4717
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Riding the WAVE baby!!!
being a witch is all about vibes
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04 Jun 2020, 07:33 #4760
look all I want is a cauldron and I'll be perfectly happy. been asking for one for my birthday for years, never get one. bullshit ass friends...
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04 Jun 2020, 08:49 #4769
I need a familiar before I can commit to a riding implement.
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04 Jun 2020, 09:11 #4782
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I need a familiar before I can commit to a riding implement.
have we got the post for you
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04 Jun 2020, 09:22 #4784
lydia wrote:
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I need a familiar before I can commit to a riding implement.
have we got the post for you
Which one?
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04 Jun 2020, 09:36 #4787
This is a very good question. Well magic requires three parts, a ritual, sacrifice, and meaningful passion. a spell is really just a request from a foreign meta force like nature or a demon. So let’s start with sacrifice, I find a flea ridden rat and drop it into the local water well to spread plague. The towns folk began blaming each other for the illness as elders begin to die. In the meantime I kidnap a few kids by singing songs under the moon late at night to draw them into the wood. Their bones and blood have many applications, as long as they’ve never been bled for any sacrifices before. Virgin doesn’t mean without sex in magic, it means unopened to magic before, as in no previous blood letting. The town is in full panic mode at this point so I’ve gone ahead and placed various molds in the store front so the grain rots, the bread from this grain will cause deep hallucinations and the town breaks into a full orgy both the regular and the murder kind. I dance naked with them, in the morning they don’t remember eating nor fucking each other but what is done is done. Passion. I’m done with the town so now it’s up a mountain, I boil a dead cat until a bone floats to the top, This is your lucky bone, keep it. I denounce god under a full moon and beg for a demonic patron, do this every night for 30 days, from one moon to another. When you return home there should be an animal on your doorway, this is your familiar, think of her as a phone between you and your new master. Request complete. Now time for the spell. I gather a few dozen spiny seed pods from a sweet gum tree, im gonna whisper anger and hate into them while covering them in plant and animal parts and then let them dry overnight. These are called curse balls, you stick them to the clothes of people you hate and bad thing happen to them. In this case I stick them to that bitch Sarah Jane and her father whom banished me to the wood. Sarah turns into a horse and I ride her until she dies. Her father fills up with bugs until he explodes, all they find is his empty skin. Just another wednesday.
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04 Jun 2020, 11:04 #4801
KikiOnTheBeat wrote:
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have we got the post for you
Which one?
https://posting.cool/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=466
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04 Jun 2020, 17:33 #4922
Hello local witches... How ARE you? Could you teach me about this "vibe" does it have anything to do with the ORB?
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