INTRODUCE YOURSELF

[WeekendWarlock]

My username is vehemently; you can call me vehe. Someone showed me this forum and I do not fully understand it, its purpose, its origins, its mechanics, or its machinations, but damned if I will not be posting.

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My username is vehemently; you can call me vehe. Someone showed me this forum and I do not fully understand it, its purpose, its origins, its mechanics, or its machinations, but damned if I will not be posting.

great too meet you, big fan of your work

[alliethedestroyer]

just monkey(allie)

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allie

allie

[kidney]

My name is kidney

[RadFox]

My name is kidney

yo waddup

[alliethedestroyer]

What is himbo

[IndecipherableInsect]

Director: John Carpenter Starring: Kurt Russell Executive Producer: Dick Wolf Special Thanks: Werner Herzog

MGM Grand Presents: Bug!!!

The scene begins by the camera pivoting downwards, to the soil of posting.cool - the grains begin to shift from underneath.

I emerge. For the past 17 years. I've been in the ground. Growing. Waiting. Listening to the outside world from the THUMPING of the constant running of industrial progress reverberating through my precious dirt. It's been changing, my dirt. It's got the taste of corporate pollution, heavy metal poisoning. It didn't always used to be this way. Not in the old days I buried myself away from.

It leaves me with one singular mission, as a little bug. To remove the heavy metal contaminants from the soil. Like the isopods before me, and their isopod grandparents before them.
There is only one way for me to fulfill this goal. To help restore the Internet, and save the soil the Internet stands upon.
The world needs me to post. I must post.

And by Bug God,

► Show Spoiler

that's one of the God of Bugs

I will. I will post.

[WeekendWarlock]

Director: John Carpenter Starring: Kurt Russell Executive Producer: Dick Wolf Special Thanks: Werner Herzog

MGM Grand Presents: Bug!!!

The scene begins by the camera pivoting downwards, to the soil of posting.cool - the grains begin to shift from underneath.

I emerge. For the past 17 years. I've been in the ground. Growing. Waiting. Listening to the outside world from the THUMPING of the constant running of industrial progress reverberating through my precious dirt. It's been changing, my dirt. It's got the taste of corporate pollution, heavy metal poisoning. It didn't always used to be this way. Not in the old days I buried myself away from.

It leaves me with one singular mission, as a little bug. To remove the heavy metal contaminants from the soil. Like the isopods before me, and their isopod grandparents before them.
There is only one way for me to fulfill this goal. To help restore the Internet, and save the soil the Internet stands upon.
The world needs me to post. I must post.

And by Bug God,

► Show Spoiler

that's one of the God of Bugs

I will. I will post.

Good evening thanks for joining us

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i'm waiting for @IndecipherableInsect to post

[selkie]

Hi selkie, this is the Orb, the Orb, this is selkie. They occasionally experience some extreme dissociation.

[ivy]

Hi selkie, this is the Orb, the Orb, this is selkie. They occasionally experience some extreme dissociation.

Hey!!! Hello!!! Hi!!!

[RadFox]

making sure to send this song to new users

[davidvkimball]

Hey everyone! This is my first post. Happy to be here.

[dimes]

Hey everyone! This is my first post. Happy to be here. :bighappy:

hey welcome to the forum. im putting on a sort of 'new poster special' right now where anyone who joins can take home a quart of lukewarm milk. my fridge ended being too full + someone else in the house bought some already so i'm trying to see if anyone else needs it

[*~ Xx_Esperado_xX ~*]

Hey everyone! This is my first post. Happy to be here.

welcome to the forum, david

[davidvkimball]

Thank you!

[ChanceEncounter]

i am an expert of staring off into space and tricking shitty kitchen appliances into behaving

[WeekendWarlock]

new posters:

[WeekendWarlock]

old posters:

[spindlystrand]

uumm,, hello?? i'm new? .. and i'm a little scared?.. but i do also quite appreciate how this place has been Done, so ..

[RadFox]

uumm,, hello?? i'm new? .. and i'm a little scared?.. but i do also quite appreciate how this place has been Done, so ..

post whatever you want people will like it

[WeekendWarlock]

uumm,, hello?? i'm new? .. and i'm a little scared?.. but i do also quite appreciate how this place has been Done, so ..

post whatever you want people will like it

and some of us will even MODERATE it before we decide if we like it or not. free of charge

[spindlystrand]

uumm,, hello?? i'm new? .. and i'm a little scared?.. but i do also quite appreciate how this place has been Done, so ..

post whatever you want people will like it :bighappy:

ohh that's so wild,.. i think that's lovely and nice, but also just. how would i ever possibly overcome the decision paralysis ,,,

[ivy]

uumm,, hello?? i'm new? .. and i'm a little scared?.. but i do also quite appreciate how this place has been Done, so ..

post whatever you want people will like it

ohh that's so wild,.. i think that's lovely and nice, but also just. how would i ever possibly overcome the decision paralysis ,,,

Another quality post from user spindlystrand. Keep 'em coming