dream journal

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i dreamt i lived in a abandoned 1800s psyche ward or school or something with some good wet underground dungeons n shit and i loved it there i loved to strap into the table with the face hole and wood arm and leg restraints and thrash around i loved the little redheaded bearded guy who was always looking for me and wanted to poke me rlly hard with his 6 foot silver jousting stick he was always laughing and rlly cuddly. a group of goths was taking a tour of the place to see if they wanted to move in and they watched me from behind a window and i was like omg you are going to love it here and I slammed my head against the glass till it broke as like a demonstration of my satisfaction and then switch perspectives outside in the courtyard mark hamill is trying to escape and he runs away from the building and down to the docks where theres a submarine and he gets in and descends but the submarine is owned by the same owners of the facility and for legal reasons all the movement stuff had to be disabled or removed and can only go up and down now awkwardddd he was in there for a rlly long time gritting his teeth and sweating and lit in red and then the submarine ascends and mark hamill gets out and walks back to the place in shame

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i dreamt i was living in new york city and i was having a great time listening to my neighbor play saxophone and then every person ive ever dated showed up and started talking about me with eachother and i got up and ran away and some guy pinched my ass and i slapped him but missed and accidentally slapped a different guy who started crying and i apologized and we started hugging and crying

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i dreamt i was in a big huge cave and dungeon with lots of running water and a big metal scoop lifted out of the water and picked me up and dropped me on a platform on a ledge way up the wall

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i dreamt i was living in the windows grassy hills and i had a neighbor who left animal traps and i went around letting the animals out

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i dreamt that there was a polar bear in my yard and it bit my neck and i died

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i dreamt that i was indiana jones climbing a tall narrow tower of stone to do archaeology from the top down, and then i dreamt i was hiding in a bathroom with a glass rifle, and then i dreamt a road i recognized was turned into a suburb but the big highway sign was still there, and i also dreamt abt estrogenated wet wipes

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dreamt i weeded my garden till it was a perfectly smooth yard of dirt

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i dreamt that i had what looked like if a cell phone was a pocket pussy, and if i squeezed and pushed forward a little seed would pop out of the hole, and the seeds were impossible to grab theyd slide away. and then the seeds would float into my urethra, id experience lsd effects, and then id lay an ægg which quickly became an adult with pink hair and a outfit made of shiny rainbow fur. i had abt 20 of them because i love drugs

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i dreamt snakes and large reptiles kept getting on me and theyd fight and bite me if i noticed them or tried to remove. i also dreamt i was exploring a giant semi burnt down house in the country that felt like a doll house and that i pushed a wall over to get out of, and then i was lost in the woods. i also dreamt i killed mr beast

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i dreamt i tried driving in the city and immediately got in a head on collision and me and the other driver landed on the pavement right next to eachother it was so awkward

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i dreamt that i floated up some ramps into a massive cylinder structure

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i dreamt that i found like soooo many kids in my basement and they were having a lot of fun and i was so frustrated and the walls of the basement kept falling away revealing a massive outer basement with hundreds more kids it was so lord of the flies and i was terrified and I was trying to get them all to go into the bright portal at the end of the hallway that it was so obvious they had arrived from

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i dreamt i was going thru a pile of trash behind a McDonald's and was finding all sorts of treasure but then i had to watch horrible shitty new marvel movies happen around me for hours

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i dreamt i was a vine that gets ppl high at the party to kick off what happens after the world ends

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i dreamt i was playing.
the server rules in the world i was living were that everything had to happen tomorrow, it was all about slow steamy longing, edging that feeling of something beautiful is abt to happen for as long as possible. i had a small warm cozy apartment in the coldest bleakest quietest darkest city and i only glimpsed another person as they were just leaving where i entered i was sitting at a computer reading the forums for the server and i was trying to explain why it was so perfect and comfortable and good to spend my time there and all i could talk abt was my time spent mopping a bathroom where someone had clogged the urinals and water pee overflowed onto the floor. you just cant get that kind of mopping experience and room feel and server attitude mindset anywhere else i saidi didnt finish mopping i set the mop down and walked away halfway into i. all part of the vibe...

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i dreamt there was a squirrel in my bathroom

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i dreamt that i fell in a sand pit that quickly buried me alive and everyone was laughing

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i dreamt i was sent to an insane asylum and i had to share a bed with hasbullah and he took up way too much space he rlly spread out

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i dreamt all my stuff was blowing away and a bunch of coyotes surrounded me and started biting me

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i dreamt that every great thinker was in a room with me. Bob Marley, buddha, neil degrasse tyson, the rock, Diogenes, Socrates, mao, homelander from the boys, Einstein, and more and more. we were in a little tree house and everyone was talking about how watching Thanos in avengers made them feel. i snuck out and walked down the long mossy steps thrunthe garden down to the street and thought about suicide. i got into the sail boat i keep dreaming abt and i sailed away down the coast. i felt the water flow between my fingers

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i dreamt that i was on a journey up the west coast via van and motorcycle and foot, i started in a neighborhood, before leaving i saw a woman crash her car into another woman so hard the lady soared over a house. she got out of the car and i decided to be a kind neighbor and picked her up and did a sick donut and raced away nearly hitting like so many ppl , . i stopped at a bar in the middle of nowhere and inside there were two bathrooms, one labeled hoes and the other bronco. the hoes bathroom was rlly lovely it was pink red with red flower print on the walls and a bath tub and gold light from the window . i went outside and sat on a bench and tried to take a selfie but i looked like a sexy woman version of my uncle casey. i wish i woke up looking like a sexy woman version of my uncle casey.... i got on my green dirt bike and headed for the part of California that is thousands of acres of vinyl crash pad maze and i had a very hard time turning and navigating the maze on my dirt bike, the walls kept changing, i got out of the maze by cheating and found myself in a grey clay sludge swamp that i knew was all the waste of California, my motorcycle sank and my small child cousins appeared and we started walking/wading/climbing across the muck, i woke up and my girlfriend was there and she said its tummy time and then she started going crazy on my tummy, yeaaaaaa

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i dreamt that i lived in an enclosed garden and house conpound on a hill with a wall around it and several cats who were my guardians and i could fly and down the hill was a small abandoned town with a gas station and town squareish strip mall courtyard snd everything was themed around a big round moon laying on a nest of herb sprigs that was on several signs and that the names of the empty businesses were themed around and there was a rlly drunk guy breaking bottles who i was watching and i was thinking abt how to clean up outside like do i vacuum or broom or bury it all in new cement the cats who were my guardians could speak but they didnt in the dream i just knew they could when i flew i was in the wall i wanted to see over it and the surroundinf area i floatsd up 20 feet and it felt amazing like a wedge of air lifted me and held me safely and it was so refreshing

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i had a dream that i was driving fast in the country on roads that took me thru woods and farmland and after i did the driving i got to watch a stabilized 360 camera timelapse from a few feet ahead of the whole run and some of the details were rlly funny, the Amish farmer ppl glided around hunched over and drew symbols un the ground with their pitchforks, i did a sick move where i opened my door planted my foot on the ground and pivoted around it to turn around. i spent time reading a map to decide my route

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i dreamt i was working in a kitchen and got fired for my bad attitude so I used my fortnite abilities and broke all the walls and knocked all the stuff on the ground and skateboarded away

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dreamt i was helping a babushka of Chernobyl get somewhere and the route we were taking was a sewer tunnel with water flowing up to our ankles and i was worried about this old old womans soggy feet and a second group at the end of the tunnel found that the water level was way too high and they pulled a huge tree out of the tunnel to unblock it, cut to, im staying in a double suite, two suites that are completely open to eachother except for a little privacy divider next to the bed, on the other side is kim Kardashian and her family and shes so nice shes like you did your best trying to help that lady thru the tunnel and we hug and shes soooo soft and large