dream journal

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dream journal

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i dreamt that i was at the theater watching a double feature the first movie was abt if a kid got stuck in a rlly rlly deep horrible apocalypse bunker that took him till he was Christopher Walken to get to the surface of abd then hee fell back in cause of the wind and the second was a comedy about weed and during the second i had the remote and accidentally sat on it and fucked up the movie and everyone un the theater was freaking out upset and i was laughing so hard and ppl were looking for the culprit so i snuck the remote to better hands and a guy saw abd threatened to stab me in the ass and i was laughing so hard and then a cart comws rollinf thru and ghe chef is trying to collect uneaten food and i stop him ao i can have pizza and lasagna and he's so italian and im saying stuff like, yes chef，when hes instructing me on best scoop of lasaga to take

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i dreamt that i was driving a school bus and hit a rock and it flipped forward over and over and skipped over the water and landed in a big silo at a factory that exploded and that explosion triggered a larger explosion which triggered a larger explosion which made the reactor overheat which turned on the giant jet engine that flame broiled the island and then exploded

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i dreamt that a storm was coming

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i dreamt that a swedish guy swam in ice water for weeks and when he returned to civilization he ordered a coffee and drank it and shook his head and laughed. he walked out without paying, with the ceramic mug in his hand he walked down the street shaking his head and laughing

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guy got mad at me for running in an office building so i punched him and he turned to dust and then a girl was rude to my friend so i threw the statue she worshipped out the window then the cops came so i made it so every cop that entered the building got melted

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i dreamt that i took a bus down to florida to a big ass bakery that used old tools and was in a big old building. i saw the dough and smiled there were some roller coasters and in one of them was two adam savages. i jumped over the track and landed gently and sexily on my side in the grass under a tree and a man with a baby sitting a little away said wow that was awesome i got on a little cart for hauling bread around and i pelvic scooted it around the walkway towards the beach

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i dreamt i was at a very interactive art show house show it was all so beautiful.... it was all soo beautiful.the bass was bumpin the walls were all painted orange, everyone was dressed like ᑐ ᑌ ᑎ ᕮ, i was naked with huge tits and everyone rlly avoided me because of it, everything i touched glowed and became more beautiful like avatar plants, there was a big screen that played video of a drive thru a rainy countryside, i stepped outside and wanted to go home but the walk was too long so i grabbed the air and ripped thru it into a bed where i was sleep paralyzed and i forced my body to move and throw the blankets off me and then i woke up for real in a cold room with no blanket on

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i dreamt i was in an empty airport or mall at night with my gravity set real low and i was jumping and falling floating around and then i saw a guy i knew in middle school who these days is a fisherman on a big boat or some shit but he was operating a bbq smokehouse thats kitchen was open to the big hallway lit by one amber lamp above the work table and the fire of the big oven and i walked over and watched him cook and he explained to me how he loves the process i also dreamt that i walked into a pizza place and there was a little old guy who was the boss of the place and i asked if i could work there but he was like nahh no moneys thin no way and i was like cmon i went to culinary school im servsafe certified cmon and then he gave me a job and led me to the kitchen which was a huge open warehouse space kitchen with like 12 big worktables with so much energy dough was flying everywhere ppl were talking and laughing there were so many beautiful women and i was like oh fuck omg oooo mg and some ladies grabbed me and said theyd train me but mostly they were rubbing their asses into my crotch and i was like finally a good job

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dreamt i was with my dad at a big store and we were walking around and around trying to figure out what to get and he grabbed one item and refused to shoplift it he walked to the cashier and the cashier gave him three dollars and i said what did you expect ass hole should have just walked out with me and then i ascended to the next level of existence and the other advancers held their stomach in pain because theyd been eating food that wasnt at the last or the present vibration and this level really didnt vibe with that shit

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last night i dreamt that i was a passenger in a big camper van and the bridge operator said "your vehicle is over the weight limit but go for it" and we drove across the bridge and on the other end was a wide river with woods on the other side and i asked where we were going and then we drove into the water and the water flooded over the windows and we sank and swam out

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i dreamt that i was playing dungeons and dragons with some nerds, mysefk as a ten year old, and margot robbie. and then we all got in a car and did crazy donuts n shit in the snowy landscape

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i dreamt that i had gained access to memories and objects from previous generations and i was trying to put together the puzzle of whos life I was seeing thru little clips of memories and objects that were scattered around a beach that was also a roblox game where i could choose which pokemon i wanted to be

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i dreamt i was eatinf delicious raspberries off a bush and a gardener came up to me and asked me to get an automatic waterer to water the bush once every three days and i said no, i have to cut back on spending, and then i was shiv roy sitting on the most modern extravagant fountain possible looking proud of myself, my business, my reputation

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i dreamt i was standing on the railing of porch of the house i grew up in trying to see a rlly cool fireworks show over the buildings across the street, and then i walked down the road to like high tech rome soooo many big ass white marble buildings with monorails n shit and lots of guys in suits i followed some guys in suits onto a conveyor belt into a building where there was a buffet table and i felt so lucky to be there and i think the world was ending the whole time

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dreamt i was in a small town that celebrates halloween in the summer, i explored a house that was leaning at a steep angle, i tried to order a burger at a terrible restaurant, mold everywhere

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i dreamt i found wood and turned it into a paddle and paddled a raft up a treacherous river

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i dreamt i was the pilot of a mecha and it played like if i was good at armored core and i was experiencing anxiety the whole time

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i dreamt a mean kid was in my lawn fucking up my stuff and yelling at me abt how he was gonna tear up everything i had and i was rlly nervous that he was gonna find the body i buried

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i dreamt that i was trying to shit in a bucket in a field and a mountain lion attacked me and i scrambled thru bushes and down a cliff to safety and wound up on a train ride at a shitty amusement park and i ran into my mom who opened her stomach and i saw a fermentation jar in there which meant she was pregnant

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i dreamt i was a giant woman sitting on top of a skyscraper and the building was collapsing and i coudlnt get down and the little ppl all decided to push me off and i fell and died. and then i was back on top of the tower regular sized and i grabbed every person who pushed me and i threw them off

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i dreamt i was in a war where i had to tumble down a steep hill and charge forth and there were child soldiers everywhere and lots of food stands

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i dreamt i was in a space ship looking at the earth which had no life left just endless empty buildings and i activated the little robots that digested the whole planet and then started it over this time with only friendly plants

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i dreamt hasbulla fell off the roof and i ran to him screaming and crying and i cradled his lifeless body in my arms

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i dreamt sarah palmer and i were chilling in a bedroom watching tv and she had my arms wrapped around her and her finger nails dug into my hands so fucking hard and i was so afraid she was gonna move her hands and scratch the shit outta me i also dreamt i was working in a kitchen and a guy was showing me this like palm sized spider that latches into you and gets you sooo high so i put it on and went for a walk thru the city following the train tracks and i was experiencing like acid mushroom visuals and having a great time and eventually i walk out to a kind of open clearing and i watch rockets launch in the distance all around me and i think oh shittt and then the electrical box im standing on starts rumbling and the rocket under it launches me way up into the air and i wonder where my friend sarah palmer from twin peaks is