making fun of the new sony handheld thread

[RadFox]

sony has a very good track record when it comes to making handheld playstation systems. the psp was a really cool little system i'll always be nostalgic for, and the playstation vita is a brilliant handheld that was abandoned by Sony although hackers would soon unlock its full potential. I love these systems both very much so imagine my surprise when they announce a new handheld! In a world where the Switch and Steam Deck are reigning supreme, it's a tough market. so i wonder what sony will do to try and bite back!



oh! it looks horrendous! and worst of all... it's a streaming handheld. this thing's only purpose is to stream from your PS5 to the handheld and play the games that way. If you don't own a PS5 this thing does nothing for you. You get the same experience if you get the remote play app on your phone and connect a ps5 controller to your phone. man in my psvita shaped heart this thing is a massive letdown. So I've made this thread for us all to make fun of it. Imagine it's one of those reddit dot com roast me threads but we're roasting the new sony handheld.

[spencethebence]

It looks like one of those fake consoles concept you'd see online in 2010

[im_woke]

The Sony Hand Held seems pretty useful to me, as a person who has never held hands.

[*~ Xx_Esperado_xX ~*]

looks pretty bad. i wish sega was still around, i bet they'd come up with something really crazy

[monday]

i certainly won't be buying it! (i don't have any money)

[dimes]

whats bad about this is i think if someone hit me with it id be hurt pretty bad

[lung]

it is frightening

[roach]

i saw a guy throw one of these things in australia. it circled back around in the air and hit him in the head [RIP]

[Nullcasting]

the ps5 has no games and two devices

[WeekendWarlock]

im too distracted by the picture of an explosion in the, thumbnail to respommd to this thread. like what if a delicately lethal little fragment of glass is propelled straight into my unguarded neck and I bleed out all over, @malbeque 's imported new jersean rug. lol. well at that point id be in whatever you belived is the afterlife. so belive in a good one for ol warlock

[RadFox]

It looks like one of those fake consoles concept you'd see online in 2010

let the bodies hit the floor

[Fulvern]

The ergonomics on this thing looks terrible. First console to look like it could bite someone and drain their blood.

[Fulvern]

I think you could weightlift with this thing. Getting gaymers to exercise.

[malbeque]

im too distracted by the picture of an explosion in the, thumbnail to respommd to this thread. like what if a delicately lethal little fragment of glass is propelled straight into my unguarded neck and I bleed out all over, @malbeque 's imported new jersean rug. lol. well at that point id be in whatever you belived is the afterlife. so belive in a good one for ol warlock

i have a rug from new jersey?

[WeekendWarlock]

im too distracted by the picture of an explosion in the, thumbnail to respommd to this thread. like what if a delicately lethal little fragment of glass is propelled straight into my unguarded neck and I bleed out all over, @malbeque 's imported new jersean rug. lol. well at that point id be in whatever you belived is the afterlife. so belive in a good one for ol warlock

i have a rug from new jersey?

just a baseless hunch. a complete shot in the dark

[RadFox]

This thing is called the Playstation Q because the Q is for question and everyone's questioning why this thing exists

[malbeque]

im too distracted by the picture of an explosion in the, thumbnail to respommd to this thread. like what if a delicately lethal little fragment of glass is propelled straight into my unguarded neck and I bleed out all over, @malbeque 's imported new jersean rug. lol. well at that point id be in whatever you belived is the afterlife. so belive in a good one for ol warlock

i have a rug from new jersey?

just a baseless hunch. a complete shot in the dark

one would think a warlock could do better!

[WeekendWarlock]

i have a rug from new jersey?

just a baseless hunch. a complete shot in the dark

one would think a warlock could do better!

well.. did you check all the rugs