making fun of the new sony handheld thread

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25 May 2023, 00:19 #138501
sony has a very good track record when it comes to making handheld playstation systems. the psp was a really cool little system i'll always be nostalgic for, and the playstation vita is a brilliant handheld that was abandoned by Sony although hackers would soon unlock its full potential. I love these systems both very much so imagine my surprise when they announce a new handheld! In a world where the Switch and Steam Deck are reigning supreme, it's a tough market. so i wonder what sony will do to try and bite back!

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oh! it looks horrendous! and worst of all... it's a streaming handheld. this thing's only purpose is to stream from your PS5 to the handheld and play the games that way. If you don't own a PS5 this thing does nothing for you. You get the same experience if you get the remote play app on your phone and connect a ps5 controller to your phone. man in my psvita shaped heart this thing is a massive letdown. So I've made this thread for us all to make fun of it. Imagine it's one of those reddit dot com roast me threads but we're roasting the new sony handheld.
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25 May 2023, 00:26 #138502
It looks like one of those fake consoles concept you'd see online in 2010
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25 May 2023, 00:49 #138503
The Sony Hand Held seems pretty useful to me, as a person who has never held hands.
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25 May 2023, 01:09 #138504
looks pretty bad. i wish sega was still around, i bet they'd come up with something really crazy
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25 May 2023, 15:59 #138520
i certainly won't be buying it! (i don't have any money)
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25 May 2023, 17:35 #138522
whats bad about this is i think if someone hit me with it id be hurt pretty bad
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25 May 2023, 17:48 #138523
it is frightening
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25 May 2023, 19:25 #138524
i saw a guy throw one of these things in australia. it circled back around in the air and hit him in the head [RIP]
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26 May 2023, 02:25 #138532
the ps5 has no games and two devices
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26 May 2023, 03:52 #138536
im too distracted by the picture of an explosion in the, thumbnail to respommd to this thread. like what if a delicately lethal little fragment of glass is propelled straight into my unguarded neck and I bleed out all over, @malbeque 's imported new jersean rug. lol. well at that point id be in whatever you belived is the afterlife. so belive in a good one for ol warlock
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26 May 2023, 05:08 #138541
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It looks like one of those fake consoles concept you'd see online in 2010
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26 May 2023, 06:37 #138543
The ergonomics on this thing looks terrible. First console to look like it could bite someone and drain their blood.
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26 May 2023, 06:38 #138544
I think you could weightlift with this thing. Getting gaymers to exercise.
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26 May 2023, 23:17 #138558
WeekendWarlock wrote:
26 May 2023, 03:52
im too distracted by the picture of an explosion in the, thumbnail to respommd to this thread. like what if a delicately lethal little fragment of glass is propelled straight into my unguarded neck and I bleed out all over, @malbeque 's imported new jersean rug. lol. well at that point id be in whatever you belived is the afterlife. so belive in a good one for ol warlock
i have a rug from new jersey?
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27 May 2023, 00:13 #138559
malbeque wrote:
26 May 2023, 23:17
WeekendWarlock wrote:
26 May 2023, 03:52
im too distracted by the picture of an explosion in the, thumbnail to respommd to this thread. like what if a delicately lethal little fragment of glass is propelled straight into my unguarded neck and I bleed out all over, @malbeque 's imported new jersean rug. lol. well at that point id be in whatever you belived is the afterlife. so belive in a good one for ol warlock
i have a rug from new jersey?
just a baseless hunch. a complete shot in the dark
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27 May 2023, 01:18 #138560
This thing is called the Playstation Q because the Q is for question and everyone's questioning why this thing exists
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Yesterday, 00:10 #138669
WeekendWarlock wrote:
27 May 2023, 00:13
malbeque wrote:
26 May 2023, 23:17
WeekendWarlock wrote:
26 May 2023, 03:52
im too distracted by the picture of an explosion in the, thumbnail to respommd to this thread. like what if a delicately lethal little fragment of glass is propelled straight into my unguarded neck and I bleed out all over, @malbeque 's imported new jersean rug. lol. well at that point id be in whatever you belived is the afterlife. so belive in a good one for ol warlock
i have a rug from new jersey?
just a baseless hunch. a complete shot in the dark
one would think a warlock could do better!
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Yesterday, 12:04 #138678
malbeque wrote:
Yesterday, 00:10
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27 May 2023, 00:13
malbeque wrote:
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i have a rug from new jersey?
just a baseless hunch. a complete shot in the dark
one would think a warlock could do better!
well.. did you check all the rugs
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