[All Hands] Going Forward

[im_woke]

Hi all,

This will be a rough discussion, but a necessary one for our org. After a careful review, our analysts have determined that the Orb is simply not hitting the market as expected, and competing platforms are vastly outstripping our metrics.

In place of in-house jokes, goofs, riffs, and gags, Orb members will be provided with a standard set of reshareable humor formats and templates for increased interopability with a general audience in today's growing digital landscape. A few key directions we will be ramping up over the next week include: SpongeBob reaction GIFs, relatable comics about ADHD, and telling people to touch grass.

As always, the Orb remains committed to our mission to provide quality entertainment to readers and contributors alike.


im_woke
Managing Director
The Orb

[RadFox]

who put this looney in charge !?

[dimes]

thanks for working on the R&D for this, im_woke. love that you are looking towards the future of posting here. i have edited one of my recent posts in a way that i think fits this mission, and am looking for your feedback so we can all continue to improve. i'll attach the "link" for you below.

thanks,
dimes

viewtopic.php?p=138422#p138422

[monday]

thanks for working on the R&D for this, im_woke. love that you are looking towards the future of posting here. i have edited one of my recent posts in a way that i think fits this mission, and am looking for your feedback so we can all continue to improve. i'll attach the "link" for you below.

thanks,
dimes

viewtopic.php?p=138422#p138422

lol

[lung]

can we at least keep "Now This I Like"? it's my favorite orb image macro. plus i think most people can relate to the sentiment of liking something i think it fits the criteria

[im_woke]

can we at least keep "Now This I Like"? it's my favorite orb image macro. plus i think most people can relate to the sentiment of liking something i think it fits the criteria

Hi lung,

Thanks for voicing your concern. Standardized, mainstream reactions from Giphy and Gfycat clipped from popular animated and live-action television shows will help maximize adoption and growth of the Orb, and all Orb members are encouraged to migrate to them. Your Orb Project Manager will oversee your team's adoption of these new guidelines. Any concerns should be sent to your Project Manager's Strategic Representative, who will file a ticket to initiate discussion with Orb Resources within 6 months. We are working hard to make your voices heard.


im_woke

[lung]

Now This I Like

NOT

[RadFox]

I hope this will be a good agreement between you two:

[im_woke]

I hope this will be a good agreement between you two:

omg, what did you search to find this gif

[PaulRuddOfficial]

who are you. are you brendan. is this what brendan is doing now

[spencethebence]

who are you. are you brendan. is this what brendan is doing now

What? Brendan not focusing on the ticker? No way

[lung]

I hope this will be a good agreement between you two:

Now This I Kind Of Like Though Not As Much As Writing Now This I Like Myself

[*~ Xx_Esperado_xX ~*]

Hi all,

This will be a rough discussion, but a necessary one for our org.

touch grass