Kinda messed up they call it a Bastard Sword

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16 Mar 2023, 03:14 #136099
Fucked up to call the sword a Bastard, just because it's inbetween the length of a short sword and a long sword. To be fair the sword is far from being a bastard it's actually the perfect length for a sword, it's long enough to be held with 2 hands if you want and short enough to be held with one. Perfect versatilit.
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17 Mar 2023, 03:34 #136140
whiff of a thread. Everyone hates the Bastard Sword is seems
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17 Mar 2023, 05:13 #136141
i played a fighting game on the snes called "bastard!!" and it was a really weird one
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17 Mar 2023, 18:02 #136154
I don't think there's anything wrong with being born out of wedlock, so actually Bastard Sword seems like an ok name to me
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18 Mar 2023, 00:16 #136161
maybe theyre not calling the sword a bastard, but saying that it's the bastard's sword? like "only a bastard would use this blade."

i'm just kidding i think the actual reason is that it's the sword between shortsword and longsword, the bastard child of the two.
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19 Mar 2023, 10:24 #136192
i have an old shaw brothers film on my hard drive called bastard swordsman, maybe if i watch it it will provide some insidght :birb:
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