Joke Week 6: Day 7 - Yo Mama Sunday

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19 Sep 2022, 18:44 #130993
Funniest yo mama jokes of all time
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama's cooking so nasty, she flys got together and fixed the hole in the window screen.
Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama's so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
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19 Sep 2022, 19:42 #130994
isn't it monday
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19 Sep 2022, 19:53 #130995
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19 Sep 2022, 20:38 #130996
Take it back you crass hound !!!!
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19 Sep 2022, 20:48 #130997
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19 Sep 2022, 21:20 #131000
all of these things are true that's why it's so funny

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19 Sep 2022, 21:33 #131002
Awful way to talk about my mother
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20 Sep 2022, 21:52 #131036
Who won joke week?
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Who won joke week?
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20 Sep 2022, 23:55 #131038
RadFox wrote:
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Who won joke week?
I think we all lost....
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21 Sep 2022, 15:59 #131056
hey brendan: yo mama
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