Joke Week: A guy walks into a bar...

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12 Sep 2022, 05:00 #130784
A guy walks into a bar and goes "ouch!"

A guy walks into a beer and orders a bar. The bartender refuses. "I think you've had enough already, pal."

A guy walks into a bar and goes "Crap! Today's Thursday! I was supposed to be in the one about the Farmer's daughter today."

Ernst Shrodinger walks into a bar... or does he??

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He doesn't get one because I can't remember the punchline.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a reeb. He tells the bartender "That's a beer backwards." The bartender pours a beer and says "bend over."

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Wanna hear a joke? A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, 'Wanna hear a joke? A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Wanna hear a joke? A man walks into a bar and...

A bartender walks into a guy's home and orders a beer. The guy says "Where are you from?" The bartender says "I just shot a guy, please hide me."
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