joke week: your uncle after thanksgiving dinner

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24 May 2022, 00:22 #124957

- *slaps belly*
- i dont even think i can stay awake for the game now
- feel like im about to have triplets...
- *groaning*
- i dont even want to think about food ever again
- anyone else rockin a major food baby right now?
- welp, see you all after hibernation
- yup, i feel the food coma coming on
- i always say im gonna stop but then i still eat that one extra slice of turkey
- i think this thanksgiving dinner might be terminal...
- for the love of god keep that pumpkin pie away from me
- *jiggles stomach*

saw a few older joke week posts that just looked like lists of things hope this one works... have a good joke week every one
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24 May 2022, 00:56 #124960
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24 May 2022, 00:22
- *slaps belly*
:flustered:
- *jiggles stomach*
:horny:
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24 May 2022, 01:29 #124970
my uncles always crying
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24 May 2022, 02:40 #124990
I hate this
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25 May 2022, 21:17 #125527
great thread. Bump
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26 May 2022, 04:22 #125638
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great thread. Bump
thank you lung i hope we can be friends
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26 May 2022, 04:23 #125640
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lung wrote:
25 May 2022, 21:17
great thread. Bump
thank you lung i hope we can be friends
at the end of the day it's not my call to make but this is something I can see potentially happening at some point in time, just saying.
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