A Consultation with the Local Wizard

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13 May 2022, 07:01 #123830
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When I'm feeling down or blue,
I cast a spell to make everyth-
-hing feel new!

Hee hee hee

Run along now, little boy.
And tell your father the
curse that turned him into
a little tiny ten inch man
will wear off within three
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13 May 2022, 07:13 #123832
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13 May 2022, 07:26 #123835
can you make me 10" long
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13 May 2022, 07:38 #123840
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can you make me 10" long
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Not for free!!

Ho ho ho
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13 May 2022, 12:51 #123847
what's the difference between right and wrong?
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13 May 2022, 13:20 #123848
wizard what do we call you
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13 May 2022, 13:22 #123849
[placeholder], can you please heal my mouth ?? it appeares i have burned The Shit out of it on my zoji
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13 May 2022, 13:58 #123852
Hey wizard I don't need a spell or anything I'm just saying hello
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13 May 2022, 14:49 #123860
wizard can you make me a little potion, i will pay you in gold

the potion should make me turn into a spaceship for 100 years (i have errands to run) with room for a crew of 10 who can remain in stasis on the way there (do not need to bring them back)
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13 May 2022, 17:36 #123868
nosfereefer wrote:
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what's the difference between right and wrong?
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One isn't right, and the other
isn't left!!
Hee Hee
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13 May 2022, 17:38 #123869
creg wrote:
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wizard what do we call you
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You can call me The Local Wizard.
My true name cannot be pronounc-
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13 May 2022, 17:46 #123871
creg wrote:
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[placeholder], can you please heal my mouth ?? it appeares i have burned The Shit out of it on my zoji
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A one, a two, a three
Let's change things
from burnt to frosty!!

That will be 200 dollars
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13 May 2022, 17:47 #123872
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Hey wizard I don't need a spell or anything I'm just saying hello
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Hi hi hi
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13 May 2022, 17:51 #123873
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13 May 2022, 14:49
wizard can you make me a little potion, i will pay you in gold

the potion should make me turn into a spaceship for 100 years (i have errands to run) with room for a crew of 10 who can remain in stasis on the way there (do not need to bring them back)
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Easy as pie!!

That will beTwo Gold Coins.
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13 May 2022, 18:04 #123875
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13 May 2022, 20:31 #123914
creg wasted his wish on one of the fastest healing parts of the body :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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13 May 2022, 20:32 #123915
talking 2 zojirushi elephant right now we're both laughing .
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13 May 2022, 20:34 #123916
next time i will request a potion to make me
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13 May 2022, 22:23 #123933
PaulRuddOfficial wrote:
13 May 2022, 17:51
malbeque wrote:
13 May 2022, 14:49
wizard can you make me a little potion, i will pay you in gold

the potion should make me turn into a spaceship for 100 years (i have errands to run) with room for a crew of 10 who can remain in stasis on the way there (do not need to bring them back)
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Easy as pie!!

That will beTwo Gold Coins.
what a steal

thank you

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13 May 2022, 22:34 #123936
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13 May 2022, 17:36
nosfereefer wrote:
13 May 2022, 12:51
what's the difference between right and wrong?
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One isn't right, and the other
isn't left!!
Hee Hee
checks out
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13 May 2022, 22:39 #123937
I'm going to Denny's with some friends of mine do you want to come along?
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13 May 2022, 23:10 #123944
question for wizard: do you know him
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13 May 2022, 23:12 #123946
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question for wizard: do you know him
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Fuck this guy.

Get out of here, you piece of shit
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13 May 2022, 23:22 #123949
PaulRuddOfficial wrote:
13 May 2022, 23:12
mdr wrote:
13 May 2022, 23:10
question for wizard: do you know him
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Fuck this guy.

Get out of here, you piece of shit
no no i agree i hate him too.
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