A Consultation with the Local Wizard

[PaulRuddOfficial]

When I'm feeling down or blue,
I cast a spell to make everyth-
-hing feel new!

Hee hee hee

Run along now, little boy.
And tell your father the
curse that turned him into
a little tiny ten inch man
will wear off within three
months.

[creg]

petite feet

[creg]

can you make me 10" long

[PaulRuddOfficial]

can you make me 10" long

Not for free!!

Ho ho ho

[nosfereefer]

what's the difference between right and wrong?

[creg]

wizard what do we call you

[creg]

[placeholder], can you please heal my mouth ?? it appeares i have burned The Shit out of it on my zoji

[RadFox]

Hey wizard I don't need a spell or anything I'm just saying hello

[malbeque]

wizard can you make me a little potion, i will pay you in gold

the potion should make me turn into a spaceship for 100 years (i have errands to run) with room for a crew of 10 who can remain in stasis on the way there (do not need to bring them back)

[PaulRuddOfficial]

what's the difference between right and wrong?

One isn't right, and the other
isn't left!!

Hee Hee

[PaulRuddOfficial]

wizard what do we call you

You can call me The Local Wizard.
My true name cannot be pronounc-
-ed by mankind.

[PaulRuddOfficial]

[placeholder], can you please heal my mouth ?? it appeares i have burned The Shit out of it on my zoji

A one, a two, a three
Let's change things
from burnt to frosty!!

That will be 200 dollars

[PaulRuddOfficial]

Hey wizard I don't need a spell or anything I'm just saying hello

Hi hi hi

[PaulRuddOfficial]

wizard can you make me a little potion, i will pay you in gold

the potion should make me turn into a spaceship for 100 years (i have errands to run) with room for a crew of 10 who can remain in stasis on the way there (do not need to bring them back)

Easy as pie!!

That will beTwo Gold Coins.

[creg]

[mdr]

creg wasted his wish on one of the fastest healing parts of the body

[mdr]

talking 2 zojirushi elephant right now we're both laughing .

[creg]

next time i will request a potion to make me

[malbeque]

wizard can you make me a little potion, i will pay you in gold

the potion should make me turn into a spaceship for 100 years (i have errands to run) with room for a crew of 10 who can remain in stasis on the way there (do not need to bring them back)

Easy as pie!!

That will beTwo Gold Coins.

what a steal

thank you

[nosfereefer]

what's the difference between right and wrong?

One isn't right, and the other
isn't left!!

Hee Hee

checks out

[buffsrule]

I'm going to Denny's with some friends of mine do you want to come along?

[mdr]

question for wizard: do you know him

[PaulRuddOfficial]

question for wizard: do you know him

Fuck this guy.

Get out of here, you piece of shit

[mdr]

question for wizard: do you know him

Fuck this guy.

Get out of here, you piece of shit

no no i agree i hate him too.