Funniest yo mama jokes of all time
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama's cooking so nasty, she flys got together and fixed the hole in the window screen.
Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama's so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
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Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama's cooking so nasty, she flys got together and fixed the hole in the window screen.
Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama's so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
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