THE ORB...FRIEND OR FOE?

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04 May 2021, 05:31 #103519
As I'm sure many of you know, the official twitter account of the Orb has officially declared war on its most oppressed poster. After silencing my screams on this website, the despotic and draconian rulers of the Orb twitter motioned to go to bed for some sleepy time instead of engage with me in the true warrior's duel: twitter replies. Rather than explain every little detail of some bullshit online to me, they merely said "hi" in a sickeningly friendly tone, and then politely called me a "friend" and explained that they were going to rest. In the immortal words of our beloved leader,

"I call upon all nations, to do everything they can, to stop these terrorist killers. Now watch this drive."

Thank you.
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04 May 2021, 05:43 #103524
normally i would be 100% behind you, but i'm laying down right now to go to bed i hope you understand
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04 May 2021, 06:02 #103530
YEAH! lets go get em

after this quick nap
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04 May 2021, 06:05 #103531
Sorry! Im about to go to sleep
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04 May 2021, 06:21 #103534
You think you're all so funny. You think you are all. Mutated comedians. Well. The only thing mutated about you all. Is your limbs and organs!
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04 May 2021, 06:32 #103535
Why is everyone asleep
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04 May 2021, 07:07 #103538
is this real? wtf?
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04 May 2021, 07:08 #103539
roach wrote:
04 May 2021, 07:07
is this real? wtf?
nice profile icon. Yes its real
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04 May 2021, 10:47 #103544
Classic Orb :normal:
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04 May 2021, 14:49 #103562
Shungite+Entombment wrote:
04 May 2021, 05:31
As I'm sure many of you know, the official twitter account of the Orb has officially declared war on its most oppressed poster. After silencing my screams on this website, the despotic and draconian rulers of the Orb twitter motioned to go to bed for some sleepy time instead of engage with me in the true warrior's duel: twitter replies. Rather than explain every little detail of some bullshit online to me, they merely said "hi" in a sickeningly friendly tone, and then politely called me a "friend" and explained that they were going to rest. In the immortal words of our beloved leader,

"I call upon all nations, to do everything they can, to stop these terrorist killers. Now watch this drive."

Thank you.
i was sleepy
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04 May 2021, 15:49 #103651
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