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23 Feb 2021, 04:18 #92535
Anyone have any cool illegal ideas? I'm always looking for the next big score
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23 Feb 2021, 04:26 #92536
steal baby formula directly from the manufacturer and redistribute
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23 Feb 2021, 04:27 #92538
beachedthing wrote: ↑
23 Feb 2021, 04:26
 steal baby formula directly from the manufacturer and redistribute
Once we have the formula we can make so many babies
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23 Feb 2021, 18:13 #92622
wear two seat belts while driving

they can't stop you...
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23 Feb 2021, 18:18 #92623
Smok weed
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23 Feb 2021, 18:23 #92625
Steal a bunch of shopping carts from work
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23 Feb 2021, 19:34 #92637
I'm calling the police on all of you
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23 Feb 2021, 19:34 #92638
I'm calling the police on all of you
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23 Feb 2021, 21:25 #92656
why I didn't post
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23 Feb 2021, 22:51 #92663
doxx your neighbor
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23 Feb 2021, 22:57 #92670
We need to start thinking about supply chain distribution chains. It's one thing to talk about doing a "heist" but we can heighten our ambitions
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23 Feb 2021, 23:10 #92678
"jacking off"
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23 Feb 2021, 23:20 #92683
( Spray painting an anarchy symbol next to the dumpster behind the Save-A-Lot )
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23 Feb 2021, 23:22 #92684
i will never commit a crime
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24 Feb 2021, 01:40 #92700
pirate Band of Brothers and Viacom will get your ass.
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24 Feb 2021, 01:57 #92703
reverse shoplifting
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24 Feb 2021, 01:57 #92704
ANDREA wrote: ↑
24 Feb 2021, 01:57
 reverse shoplifting
wait no. reverse murder
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24 Feb 2021, 02:01 #92705
stealing horomones so you don't need to go through legality/paperwork bullshit

(not actually a crime, just illegal)
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24 Feb 2021, 04:31 #92737
ANDREA wrote: ↑
24 Feb 2021, 01:57
ANDREA wrote: ↑
24 Feb 2021, 01:57
 reverse shoplifting
wait no. reverse murder
Once we have the baby formula, this will be easy
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24 Feb 2021, 04:32 #92738
applying strips of Duct Tape to people's cars
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24 Feb 2021, 04:33 #92739
applying strips of Duct Tape to people’s ears
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24 Feb 2021, 07:05 #92802
If you call the cops on yourself and you haven't committed any crimes, you get one extra crime free.
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24 Feb 2021, 07:23 #92805
TragicDouchebag wrote: ↑
24 Feb 2021, 07:05
 If you call the cops on yourself and you haven't committed any crimes, you get one extra crime free.
its called "self reporting" and its all the rage
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24 Feb 2021, 07:28 #92806
BargainBinBastard wrote: ↑
23 Feb 2021, 18:23
 Steal a bunch of shopping carts from work
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24 Feb 2021, 10:10 #92828
saying the g*mer word on www.posting.cool "The Orb" .com
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