Goofs in the workplace setting

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27 Jan 2021, 10:42 #83613
Put your goofs here*

So for me yesterday My goof at work was I installed the new windows update on my work computer which took hours for some reason. I’m always ragging on coworkers for misusing the listserv or replying all so when I warned my colleagues about this (having no computer for hours during a workday would be a serious problem for us) I added a cheeky note that I wasn’t sure if it was a good use of the listserv, but added that they can reply to me at the same email address I was already writing from. It was just a WORKPLACE GOOF but predictably many people didn’t get the joke and I got like 10 replies telling me I used the listserv correctly






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27 Jan 2021, 15:36 #83618
My longest running goof is that I work like 1 hour a day
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27 Jan 2021, 16:30 #83621
my goof is pandemic unemployment
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27 Jan 2021, 20:30 #83649
Dunsparce wrote: ↑
27 Jan 2021, 16:30
my goof is pandemic unemployment
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27 Jan 2021, 21:14 #83654
H3nryL3f3b wrote: ↑
27 Jan 2021, 20:30
Dunsparce wrote: ↑
27 Jan 2021, 16:30
my goof is pandemic unemployment
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27 Jan 2021, 21:54 #83656
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27 Jan 2021, 22:02 #83657
Years ago I would go and do hard drugs in the bathroom at my shitty stocking job. I was a real rascal, real goofball.
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27 Jan 2021, 23:03 #83705
Dunsparce wrote: ↑
27 Jan 2021, 21:14
H3nryL3f3b wrote: ↑
27 Jan 2021, 20:30
Dunsparce wrote: ↑
27 Jan 2021, 16:30
my goof is pandemic unemployment
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27 Jan 2021, 23:03 #83706
stonemagnet wrote: ↑
27 Jan 2021, 22:02
Years ago I would go and do hard drugs in the bathroom at my shitty stocking job. I was a real rascal, real goofball.
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27 Jan 2021, 23:43 #83757
i would tell my bosses the equipment needed maintenance and they would ignore me... funniest shit ive ever seen
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28 Jan 2021, 00:35 #83778
H3nryL3f3b wrote: ↑
27 Jan 2021, 23:03
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28 Jan 2021, 05:37 #83820
stein wrote: ↑
27 Jan 2021, 23:43
i would tell my bosses the equipment needed maintenance and they would ignore me... funniest shit ive ever seen
Corporate leadership is the ultimate goof
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28 Jan 2021, 06:16 #83824
Here's my workplace prank. When I was in collage I worked in the collages fitness center. We had a list of tasks we had to do on the shift but other than that most of the shift was spent sitting around as liability and crowd control. One of the tasks was vacuuming on the closing shift weekends. I was the first person to discover this task cause everyone else seemed just check off everything instead of actually doing the work. Since it was a boring ass sitting job I decided to actually do work and on weekends I'd be the pest that got out the loud vacuum cleaner and walked around probably annoying the fuck out of the gym. The next semester though I didn't take the weekend shifts so now nobody was using the vacuum cleaner, so the gym got dirty as fuck and it wasn't my problem any more.
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28 Jan 2021, 07:01 #83829
spencethebence wrote: ↑
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Here's my workplace prank. When I was in collage I worked in the collages fitness center. We had a list of tasks we had to do on the shift but other than that most of the shift was spent sitting around as liability and crowd control. One of the tasks was vacuuming on the closing shift weekends. I was the first person to discover this task cause everyone else seemed just check off everything instead of actually doing the work. Since it was a boring ass sitting job I decided to actually do work and on weekends I'd be the pest that got out the loud vacuum cleaner and walked around probably annoying the fuck out of the gym. The next semester though I didn't take the weekend shifts so now nobody was using the vacuum cleaner, so the gym got dirty as fuck and it wasn't my problem any more.
it sounds like society is the goof and you are not
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20 Apr 2021, 21:51 #101441
here's my work goof: i don't yet
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