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06 Jun 2020, 23:24 #6744
was just brushing my teeth and I thought like what if I had an extra set I could swap them out for, like a big razor-sharp set of jowls or something so I could take a big bite out of the kitchen counter when I didn't feel like cooking
let me know what you think of this and waht your favorite teeth is here in this great thread that I ahd the idea for thanks
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06 Jun 2020, 23:27 #6751
i wish we had baby fingers like we had baby teeth so we could get bigger stronger hands when we became grown
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06 Jun 2020, 23:29 #6757
personally i think our teeth should stay inside our gums and only pop out when we are abuot to eat something
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06 Jun 2020, 23:30 #6759
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i wish we had baby fingers like we had baby teeth so we could get bigger stronger hands when we became grown
worm you are thinking in style right now
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06 Jun 2020, 23:32 #6764
stonemagnet wrote:
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OHWORM wrote:
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i wish we had baby fingers like we had baby teeth so we could get bigger stronger hands when we became grown
worm you are thinking in style right now
playing sick licks with your big boy fingers
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07 May 2021, 07:01 #103981
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07 May 2021, 07:02 #103983
i think this is a good idea and it makes me think of that video of riff raff with the shark grills in his car
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07 May 2021, 07:07 #103984
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07 May 2021, 14:51 #103999
you can probably get a custom set made
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07 May 2021, 20:12 #104039
I clean my teeth by filling the tub with mouthwash and dunking my head in it like I’m bathing a dog and wiggle around for a couple minutes

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08 May 2021, 09:48 #104123
im not sure “razor sharp” teeth would be able to take a bite out of a kitchen counter. have you ever tried to cut a kitchen counter with a razor blade? now, LASER sharp is another story, i’ve cut through quite a few kitchen counter with lasers in the past
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10 May 2021, 05:03 #104297
i thnk you’re idea is great, but you could not take too many bites out of your counter because you have nowhere else to cook food for your regular set of teeth! if you don’t continue to use them too they will fall out

i told my mother i wanted to eat chalk and she said maybe i have a “vitamin or mineral deficiency”, i’m thinking maybe you have the same thing if eating counter is your real dream

my favorite teeth are my fangs because they make me look like a pretty little kitty boy. happy mother’s day!
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10 May 2021, 05:17 #104301
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