Please Make More GOOD Posts.

totally hip
User avatar
cool
  • Posts: 332
  • Joined: 13 Feb 2021, 11:39
  • Pronouns: She/her
  • Fave food: Curry
  • x 11
    x 1245
26 Jul 2021, 16:57 #111458

THE PROBLEM

HI all.... my name is Dalm. Some of you might know me from my good threads such as "You Can just Do Art" and "list Of Posts Dalm Has Liked." I believe there is a problem in the forum lately that i have noticed, and it has irked me for some time... There are not enough GOOD posts.

Don't get me wrong, many of the posts on this forum are REALLY GOOD, but for one reason or another they aren't PERFECT. They don't quite live up to my rigorous standards of quality, so i don't feel like i can justify spending one of my rare "likes" on them. these likes are burning a hole in my pocket. Look, i've only spent 10 of them, and it's tearing me apart. If there were more good posts, I could merely like those.

i have been recieving 1000 letters every day asking me to lower my posting standards and stop posting "this posst is good but not good enough" in threads I like, but i refuse to do this. It would compromise my ethics and sense of honour. I will only like posts i think are perfect examples of posting. I long to go back to the days of this 10/10 post from Cyborg Abigail or this 10/10 post from stein, or this post from my good friend warlock (10/10)) EDIT: I NO LONGER LIKE THIS POST, BUT I WILL ALLOW IT TO REMAIN HERE FOR POSTERITY. Nowadays it seems like all of the posts are still extremely good, but only 9 or 8 out of ten....


How we can fix this

as you may have noticed, i rank my posts based on an extremely rigorous and secret standard known only to myself, but a "jolly good post" will often, but not always, have three main features.

-the post is funny
-the post is creative or artistic
-the post includes me, dalm.

i believe that if we as a community improve our posting standards to fulfill all three of these prerequesites, we will have significantly more good posts, and i will once again distribute likes in this my beloved forum. :happytime:

i'm excited to hear back from you


dalm
10 x
the cartoon guy
  • Posts: 3629
  • Joined: 31 May 2020, 02:52
  • Pronouns: he/him/they/them
  • Location: the cartoon zone
  • x 15979
    x 14909
26 Jul 2021, 20:59 #111460
Rubbing prework out on my gums to give me the creative energy to make a post
4 x
Image
mod
User avatar
  • Posts: 2910
  • Joined: 31 May 2020, 02:43
  • Pronouns: she
  • x 5336
    x 13307
27 Jul 2021, 01:02 #111467
cool post. not gonna read it though don't have that time.
7 x
Image
Image
[pitched down] බලන්න ඒ කවුද කියලා
  • Posts: 2914
  • Joined: 31 May 2020, 02:45
  • Location: bat shaped castle
  • Fave food: Crab and/or Lobster
  • Favorite Letter: W
  • x 9136
    x 11137
27 Jul 2021, 01:44 #111468
they should invent a DISLIKE button so I can dislikle posts that say the orb isn't good
5 x
► Show Spoiler
totally hip
User avatar
  • Posts: 286
  • Joined: 06 Jul 2021, 01:41
  • Location: Save point
  • Fave food: rubbing alcohol
  • Favorite Letter: f
  • x 399
    x 1002
27 Jul 2021, 01:50 #111470
Dalm wrote:
26 Jul 2021, 16:57

as you may have noticed, i rank my posts based on an extremely rigorous and secret standard known only to myself, but a "jolly good post" will often, but not always, have three main features.

-the post is funny
-the post is creative or artistic
-the post includes me, dalm.

How's this? :)

Image
13 x
Would you like to save the game? >Yes No
grown ass adult
User avatar
  • Posts: 149
  • Joined: 25 Jun 2020, 19:30
  • Pronouns: him/his/he/himbo
  • Location: TX
  • Fave food: soda
  • x 271
    x 704
27 Jul 2021, 20:24 #111486
All right.
6 x
"To create is divine, to reproduce is human." — Man Ray
Image
yowza!
User avatar
  • Posts: 1298
  • Joined: 31 May 2020, 17:30
  • Pronouns: " he / him "
  • Fave food: the chicken nugget
  • Favorite Letter: U
  • x 7656
    x 6056
27 Jul 2021, 22:07 #111488
on it
5 x
Image
☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over the orb
/▌
/\ Image
► Show Spoiler
yowza!
User avatar
  • Posts: 1298
  • Joined: 31 May 2020, 17:30
  • Pronouns: " he / him "
  • Fave food: the chicken nugget
  • Favorite Letter: U
  • x 7656
    x 6056
27 Jul 2021, 22:08 #111489
lung wrote:
27 Jul 2021, 22:07
on it
:sunglasses:
5 x
Image
☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over the orb
/▌
/\ Image
► Show Spoiler
totally hip
User avatar
cool
  • Posts: 332
  • Joined: 13 Feb 2021, 11:39
  • Pronouns: She/her
  • Fave food: Curry
  • x 11
    x 1245
31 Jul 2021, 02:09 #111584
Mr. Save wrote:
27 Jul 2021, 01:50
Dalm wrote:
26 Jul 2021, 16:57

as you may have noticed, i rank my posts based on an extremely rigorous and secret standard known only to myself, but a "jolly good post" will often, but not always, have three main features.

-the post is funny
-the post is creative or artistic
-the post includes me, dalm.

How's this? :)

Image
Now THIS is what I'm talking about. :horny:
4 x
totally hip
User avatar
cool
  • Posts: 332
  • Joined: 13 Feb 2021, 11:39
  • Pronouns: She/her
  • Fave food: Curry
  • x 11
    x 1245
15 Aug 2021, 18:06 #112329
Can we get some good Posts in here
3 x
sweet pea
User avatar
EOIV
  • Posts: 9295
  • Joined: 31 May 2020, 04:42
  • Location: EOIV
  • Fave food: EOIV
  • x 18240
    x 32380
15 Aug 2021, 18:14 #112330
All posts r good
6 x
Image
 ! Message from: malbeque
hi i am impeechjack
world heavyweight champion
User avatar
Ryzen 5 3600, 16GB, RTX 2060 Super
  • Posts: 1352
  • Joined: 26 Jun 2020, 19:49
  • Pronouns: he/him
  • Location: between sunday and tuesday
  • Fave food: flesh of my enemies
  • Favorite Letter: 2
  • x 3111
    x 5919
15 Aug 2021, 18:39 #112331
i will post as poorly as i want, its a little thing called "freedom of speech"
5 x
Image
totally hip
User avatar
  • Posts: 286
  • Joined: 06 Jul 2021, 01:41
  • Location: Save point
  • Fave food: rubbing alcohol
  • Favorite Letter: f
  • x 399
    x 1002
15 Aug 2021, 18:46 #112332
Image
9 x
Would you like to save the game? >Yes No
Teehee
User avatar
  • Posts: 4640
  • Joined: 31 May 2020, 00:38
  • Pronouns: she/they
  • Location: haha new YAWK baby
  • Fave food: mayo noodles
  • Favorite Letter: o
  • x 12600
    x 21044
16 Aug 2021, 00:15 #112336
still do not know how to do this
3 x
Image
yowza!
User avatar
dont
  • Posts: 1694
  • Joined: 19 Jun 2020, 00:07
  • Pronouns: bitch
  • Location: lost
  • Fave food: loaf
  • Favorite Letter: v
  • x 7836
    x 9200
16 Aug 2021, 07:31 #112357
its all about mouthfeel
5 x
Fool - Do Not Trust
User avatar
sexy bad boy with a heart of gold
  • Posts: 2320
  • Joined: 26 Jun 2020, 02:50
  • Location: 2050 Fleet St, Baltimore, MD 21231
  • Fave food: dont know
  • x 6343
    x 9952
16 Aug 2021, 12:40 #112361
dalm liked one of my posts that was just a rick ross quote, maybe that’s an avenue we could explore
4 x
Another successful post 👍
~~~ and they say that a hero can save us, im not gonna stand here and wait , ill hold onto the wings of the eagles, watch as we all fly away~~~
friend of the forum
User avatar
haha just joking ok man great
  • Posts: 7363
  • Joined: 25 Jun 2020, 23:42
  • Pronouns: he/him
  • Location: aesthetiscape.github.io
  • Fave food: sloup
  • Favorite Letter: k
  • x 51573
    x 23302
16 Aug 2021, 15:25 #112365
in accordance with the use agreement i am going to attack user dalm for not liking my posts. please, nobody interfere, i want this to be a clean fight.
4 x
Image
Image
► Show Spoiler
totally hip
User avatar
cool
  • Posts: 332
  • Joined: 13 Feb 2021, 11:39
  • Pronouns: She/her
  • Fave food: Curry
  • x 11
    x 1245
20 Aug 2021, 18:34 #112631
stein wrote:
16 Aug 2021, 15:25
in accordance with the use agreement i am going to attack user dalm for not liking my posts. please, nobody interfere, i want this to be a clean fight.
:horny:
2 x
world heavyweight champion
User avatar
Ryzen 5 3600, 16GB, RTX 2060 Super
  • Posts: 1352
  • Joined: 26 Jun 2020, 19:49
  • Pronouns: he/him
  • Location: between sunday and tuesday
  • Fave food: flesh of my enemies
  • Favorite Letter: 2
  • x 3111
    x 5919
21 Aug 2021, 02:24 #112657
all my posts are good, you must be reading them wrong
3 x
Image
tingly poster
User avatar
Current Mood: Spiraling
  • Posts: 2270
  • Joined: 26 Jun 2020, 01:32
  • Pronouns: they/them, she/her
  • Location: Everywhere
  • Fave food: soft pretzel
  • Favorite Letter: Q
  • x 8039
    x 9627
22 Aug 2021, 18:13 #112683
making more bad posts out of spite :troll:
3 x
Image
:mrgreen: /
/ This is Bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over The Orb
/ \
[pitched down] බලන්න ඒ කවුද කියලා
  • Posts: 2914
  • Joined: 31 May 2020, 02:45
  • Location: bat shaped castle
  • Fave food: Crab and/or Lobster
  • Favorite Letter: W
  • x 9136
    x 11137
22 Aug 2021, 18:56 #112684
Every day, 500-1000 “cube posts” from griefers are automatically removed from the Orb, usually before anyone even notices. Think about it
5 x
► Show Spoiler
totally hip
User avatar
cool
  • Posts: 332
  • Joined: 13 Feb 2021, 11:39
  • Pronouns: She/her
  • Fave food: Curry
  • x 11
    x 1245
25 Aug 2021, 11:35 #112764
WeekendWarlock wrote:
22 Aug 2021, 18:56
Every day, 500-1000 “cube posts” from griefers are automatically removed from the Orb, usually before anyone even notices. Think about it
Are you threatening me? That's a real 4/10 move, "Weekend Warlock"
sparce wrote:
22 Aug 2021, 18:13
making more bad posts out of spite :troll:
Don't you fucking dare thats the opposite of what i want.
3 x
tingly poster
User avatar
Current Mood: Spiraling
  • Posts: 2270
  • Joined: 26 Jun 2020, 01:32
  • Pronouns: they/them, she/her
  • Location: Everywhere
  • Fave food: soft pretzel
  • Favorite Letter: Q
  • x 8039
    x 9627
25 Aug 2021, 14:04 #112765
Here's bad post number one:



.



and that's all you get. that's the post
3 x
Image
:mrgreen: /
/ This is Bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over The Orb
/ \
totally hip
User avatar
cool
  • Posts: 332
  • Joined: 13 Feb 2021, 11:39
  • Pronouns: She/her
  • Fave food: Curry
  • x 11
    x 1245
25 Aug 2021, 14:50 #112767
Thats my flea how dare you call him a bad post
3 x
tingly poster
User avatar
Current Mood: Spiraling
  • Posts: 2270
  • Joined: 26 Jun 2020, 01:32
  • Pronouns: they/them, she/her
  • Location: Everywhere
  • Fave food: soft pretzel
  • Favorite Letter: Q
  • x 8039
    x 9627
25 Aug 2021, 16:45 #112768
oh shit I forgot that was also your flea

mine was just a jumping period
2 x
Image
:mrgreen: /
/ This is Bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over The Orb
/ \