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26 Jul 2021, 04:17 #111451
It's just an ordinary doorbell, but immediately after playing the chime, it makes a sound like a shotgun cocking.

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26 Jul 2021, 06:49 #111452
Could also be useful for "door to door salesmen" although I've never seen one of those in real life and am half convinced they are mythical creatures.
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26 Jul 2021, 18:33 #111459
BargainBinBastard wrote:
26 Jul 2021, 06:49
Could also be useful for "door to door salesmen" although I've never seen one of those in real life and am half convinced they are mythical creatures.
I think door-to-door salesmen went extinct sometime in the seventies. Their natural habitat was destroyed to make mail order catalogues.
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26 Jul 2021, 23:35 #111462
Mr. Save wrote:
26 Jul 2021, 18:33
BargainBinBastard wrote:
26 Jul 2021, 06:49
Could also be useful for "door to door salesmen" although I've never seen one of those in real life and am half convinced they are mythical creatures.
I think door-to-door salesmen went extinct sometime in the seventies. Their natural habitat was destroyed to make mail order catalogues.
Truly tragic. I think the only way to see one today is the taxedermied one they have at the British museum.
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27 Jul 2021, 12:05 #111475
Doorbell that makes the sound of a unicorn with a large splinter in its hoof, so anyone who rings it will think “oh great, I can’t go in there or I’ll have to help the unicorn and go on a god damn magic quest”
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27 Jul 2021, 15:20 #111479
I'm thinkin' something about how uh, "ding dong" also means penis. it's almost there... hold on I'm busy at work I'll finish this one up later.
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