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22 Jul 2021, 00:23 #111314
Post a joke and I'll give it a good ol' punch up!
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22 Jul 2021, 13:21 #111328
Why didn't anyone take the pilot seriously?

Because he always had his head in the clouds.
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22 Jul 2021, 14:35 #111332
The joke:

What happens to ducks when they fly upside down?

They quack up! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :saucy: :happytime: :happytime: :happytime: :grunch: :grunch: :grunch: :grunch:
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22 Jul 2021, 14:52 #111335
Why did my wife leave?
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22 Jul 2021, 19:24 #111346
Mr. Save wrote:
22 Jul 2021, 13:21
Why didn't anyone take the pilot seriously?

Because he always had his head in the clouds.
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22 Jul 2021, 19:25 #111347
WeekendWarlock wrote:
22 Jul 2021, 14:35
The joke:

What happens to ducks when they fly upside down?

They quack up! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :saucy: :happytime: :happytime: :happytime: :grunch: :grunch: :grunch: :grunch:
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22 Jul 2021, 19:25 #111348
nofuturist wrote:
22 Jul 2021, 14:52
Why did my wife leave?
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22 Jul 2021, 21:38 #111357
d'oh!!!
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22 Jul 2021, 23:01 #111359
my joke is layin back on the ropes, waiting for you to get tired
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23 Jul 2021, 03:02 #111375
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27 Jul 2021, 22:07 #111487
what did one tick say to the other tick
Is the bar tender here
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30 Jul 2021, 18:41 #111563
How many screws does it take to dyslexic people in three?

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30 Jul 2021, 18:56 #111565
A guy goes to a bar and has no money but says to barman "I have a wife"
barman says he give you one beer for one wife
man says wife worth more than one beer!?
bartender say he already has a wife she's in the kitchen and he hate wife
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"went to get beer"
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30 Jul 2021, 20:20 #111567
what did the hand say to the head lice? Scratch ya later!
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