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11 May 2021, 01:49 #104369
i had mine last night i'm too embarrassed to talk about it aside from i will say that i spaceport janitor'd it real bad guys :ohno:
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11 May 2021, 02:28 #104371
one time i ate a bunch of cabbage and then i got real sick later that night and i threw up all the cabbage strips and they got stuck in my sinuses and i blew cabbage out of my nose for the rest of the week :oops:
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11 May 2021, 03:08 #104372
drank green tea on an empty stomach, took like 15 minutes before my body was like hey I'm sorry this isn't allowed
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11 May 2021, 03:13 #104373
During my study abroad in London I visited a cousin and had a thanksgiving dinner. Then to the pub for a bunch of guiness. On the way out I projected jet black turkey and gravy all over the back door of the pub. And never even batted an eye as I just kept going.
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11 May 2021, 03:31 #104374
Cb5k wrote:
11 May 2021, 03:13
During my study abroad in London I visited a cousin and had a thanksgiving dinner. Then to the pub for a bunch of guiness. On the way out I projected jet black turkey and gravy all over the back door of the pub. And never even batted an eye as I just kept going.
i think we could handle each other based on this
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11 May 2021, 04:33 #104376
No such thing as a worst puke for me. I am horrifying because I always enjoy a puke
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11 May 2021, 04:57 #104379
i drank a bunch of pickle brine
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11 May 2021, 05:04 #104380
numbers wrote:
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i drank a bunch of pickle brine
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11 May 2021, 06:52 #104383
many a flame-and-hot cheeto pukes before school after pulling all nighters playing left 4 dead with my friends

also popcorn really sucks to throw up too

I have flamin hot smartfood popcorn in the cabinet right now I hope I do not throw that up
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11 May 2021, 07:09 #104384
I remember my worst puke ever dont wanna talk about it hahahaaha
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11 May 2021, 19:43 #104399
i started to type up a reply to this with my story but i quickly realized i was just describing myself being super fucking embarrassing at a party. anyway it felt like i was throwing up baseballs and it didn’t stop until 6 AM.
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13 May 2021, 19:48 #104542
woke up at 3 am, puked on and off until 4 am, at the end it was just bile and i couldnt get the taste out of my mouth and i just layed in bed after feeling terrible and sore.
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