Uh oh! You're in my Dreaming Tunnel in the Umbral Beneath!

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29 Apr 2021, 15:15 #102781
Uh oh! You have ventured too far outward into what you believed to be uncharted lands in the dream sequence, and have now become a rat in my hypnagogic compound. Run! Run through these tunnels, and pray the wardens of your prison lose their way! Sprinting through smoke, and your outreached hands grasping for a door find no purchase as the tunnels lead on. You think back to the teachings of the village crone, who had warned you against the Brain Cleric and the wickedness of my malevolence! How foolish you were to assume that none would object to your trespass, and now you must die. This labyrinthine complex stretches onward and outward forever, and turns you just took are now straight upon revisitation; lengthy corridors you had just run are now, upon reflection, twisted zig-zags and stairways. The soft floors below you suck at your feet like drying mud, and the whisper of flying things above you grow louder. Death! Death to the outsider!
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29 Apr 2021, 15:42 #102788
i mutter curses at Brian Cleric in between gasps for air. red faced and panting i streak through passageways. naked, i cry out helplessly, begging for a way out or for swift death.
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29 Apr 2021, 15:49 #102789
i lose my footing on the strainge terrain and go sprawling. thousands of dark tendrils rise from the floor and begin pulling me asunder. struggling, i look up into the strange shaded sky and see shadows upon shadows beating in multitude, descending. using the last of my desperate strength i wrench my arm free of the tendrils and grip the amulet around my neck that is pulsing blue-white and cold as ice in my hands. i rip it off its chain and hold it aloft, "heavenly lords i beg you pierce this veil!" i shout. a dozen collossal spirits erupt from the stone in a storm of light. they charge to the sky with swords drawn, others rush outward, dragging their blades across the surface of the strange earth. they dance and spin in the air cleaving scores of shadow things in single swings, furious stars in a sunless sky. i shield mt eyes and am buffetted by righteous winds. the shrieks of unseen horrors become distant amd the tendrils looss their grip and retreat. the dancing lords dim to teilight and fade and the winds become gentle and then go still. the stone is heavy and dull. i lift my head and see this plane for what it really is
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29 Apr 2021, 15:51 #102790
ah! well. nevertheless,
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29 Apr 2021, 15:55 #102793
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i mutter curses at Brian Cleric in between gasps for air. red faced and panting i streak through passageways. naked, i cry out helplessly, begging for a way out or for swift death.
Suddenly, your teacher calls on you in class! But...you're naked?


[GAME OVER YOU DIED IN YOUR MIND AND YOUR BODY AS WELL.]
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29 Apr 2021, 15:56 #102795
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i lose my footing on the strainge terrain and go sprawling. thousands of dark tendrils rise from the floor and begin pulling me asunder. struggling, i look up into the strange shaded sky and see shadows upon shadows beating in multitude, descending. using the last of my desperate strength i wrench my arm free of the tendrils and grip the amulet around my neck that is pulsing blue-white and cold as ice in my hands. i rip it off its chain and hold it aloft, "heavenly lords i beg you pierce this veil!" i shout. a dozen collossal spirits erupt from the stone in a storm of light. they charge to the sky with swords drawn, others rush outward, dragging their blades across the surface of the strange earth. they dance and spin in the air cleaving scores of shadow things in single swings, furious stars in a sunless sky. i shield mt eyes and am buffetted by righteous winds. the shrieks of unseen horrors become distant amd the tendrils looss their grip and retreat. the dancing lords dim to teilight and fade and the winds become gentle and then go still. the stone is heavy and dull. i lift my head and see this plane for what it really is
You are in my Warlock's Living Room. I am looking the other way, trying to get a bottlecap off of my bottled soda with a lighter.
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29 Apr 2021, 16:00 #102798
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ah! well. nevertheless,
You wake up in your bedroom in 2013 Fort Worth, Texas. You roll over and see your wife, sleeping peacefully. You smile, and run a finger along the mustache tattooed on her index finger, before sitting up and reaching for your limited edition Warehouse 13 mug. Theres a new episode of Psych tonight on TV and you have a swing shift at the Subway so you'll be off in time to watch it on USA live. Life is good.


YOU HAVE ESCAPED THE BRAIN CLERIC'S DREAM MAZE. CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE WON THIS BATTLE...BUT CAN YOU SURVIVE THE DRACONIAN WEED LAWS OF THE STATE?
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29 Apr 2021, 16:25 #102803
aw shit i fucking HATE when that happens
anyway i try laying down and seeing if they ignore me
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29 Apr 2021, 16:28 #102804
Nullcasting wrote:
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aw shit i fucking HATE when that happens
anyway i try laying down and seeing if they ignore me
They all ignore you and you're perfectly fine. You've won!
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29 Apr 2021, 16:29 #102805
Shungite+Entombment wrote:
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Nullcasting wrote:
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aw shit i fucking HATE when that happens
anyway i try laying down and seeing if they ignore me
They all ignore you and you're perfectly fine. You've won!
:happytime: woooooooooooooo
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29 Apr 2021, 22:28 #102862
Tunnel you say..... well! That seems like the perfect place for some....


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29 Apr 2021, 22:32 #102864
my immediate instinct upon finding out i am dreaming is to try to cram solid objects into my torso to see what it feels like to be a physics object
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04 May 2021, 04:28 #103508
BargainBinBastard wrote:
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Tunnel you say..... well! That seems like the perfect place for some....


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Uh oh! Contact with the childhood memory has forced you into eating your pet dog! That's right, the one your parents ran over. And you forgot your pants!
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04 May 2021, 04:29 #103509
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my immediate instinct upon finding out i am dreaming is to try to cram solid objects into my torso to see what it feels like to be a physics object
I psychically object every freakin day! Woo!
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04 May 2021, 11:05 #103545
I roll over and die
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04 May 2021, 17:32 #103664
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I roll over and die
In doing so you create a false positive in the Dreaming Tunnel Automated Defense System and are immediately warped back into Waking Space. Congratulations!
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works every time :happytime: :grunch:
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04 May 2021, 19:01 #103677
ECHO..... ECHO..... ECHO..... ECHO.....ECHO
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