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07 Apr 2021, 23:14 #99655
my friends keep harassing me by telling me i'm "dateable" and that i "probably have a large penis."

i have told them that this is sexual harassment but they do it anyways. if the tables were turned they would be canceled (that italian guy in new york has been canceled for less), but alas i am a white guy. i guess this is my penance for ancestral crimes.
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07 Apr 2021, 23:26 #99664
uhhh. humblebrag much. i assume that's a joke i can make here
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08 Apr 2021, 00:10 #99677
stein wrote:
07 Apr 2021, 23:14
alas i am a white guy. i guess this is my penance for ancestral crimes.
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08 Apr 2021, 03:53 #99701
just tell them you have a very tiny penis. problem solved.
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